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Sort of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It started when I met this girl Caitlyn waiting for the train \ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I didn’t get her number though, unfortunately. I wanted to ask but I froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I was helping her figure out the map and which stop she needed, and we talked a little. AND THEN WOOSH, the train came and she was gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For the sake of the story here she is in AI \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Kind of intimidating to ask for her number. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I wish I tried. It’s better to just try and not regret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The way she sat on the train it was almost like she was trying to rub salt in the wound. She sat in this kind of “dominant” sort of way with her legs open. I had a clear view of her because she sat in a seat at the front of the train facing the other seats and she just looked really hot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then she tied her shirt in some kind of knot around her chest, like I swear girls do things with clothes sometimes that defy physics lol I don’t even know what she did exactly, but it really accentuated her. And I ate a hemp gummy earlier which can make me feel very sexual, so I basically had to stop looking and take my mind off her to keep my sanity.

And then finally when I’m off the train I ran into my ex, Vicky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, we had a thing freshman year of college. Not sure if it counts as “ex” exactly. She’s the first girl I got off with, I’ll say that. It was at a restaurant called Cava while I was waiting for my food. She put her hands on my arms and was like “no way”, and I def was a little shook to see her but then actually it was easy and comfortable to talk to her. Which makes sense since we talked pretty much every day for one summer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She filled her soda cup and hugged me and then said bye. I don’t know what I was expecting, but I kind of thought she’d talk more or at least have some big finish like exchange numbers or something. It’s okay though. The past can be left alone sometimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She looked great. She was always cute, but definitely not an athletic build or anything. If there’s a nicer synonym for “pudgy” that’s probably about right. Which is still cute, like really cute actually. I was just surprised, to see that she seemed toned now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So naturally I looked for her socials and confirmed, amazing body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So between meeting Caitlyn and then running into Vicky and then thirst trapping myself on Vicky’s insta \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I just absolutely lost it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Right when I got home I had to jerk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which is funny because that summer when we stayed in touch after freshman year we did this thing where I’d jerk off when she told me to, usually to pics of her, or whatever she sent me. (Which I know makes me sound like her bitch but it was fun and I got some really dope pics so hey.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don’t know how to attach vids here and not sure I want to, but pic still captures it. Still “proves it” as she’d say. Good job Vicky, flashback to that summer basically \ud83d\ude48<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not what this site was supposed to be used for, but I wasn’t using it for much else anyways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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