{"id":597,"date":"2023-04-18T01:49:50","date_gmt":"2023-04-18T01:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/?p=597"},"modified":"2024-06-01T02:18:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-01T02:18:17","slug":"figs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/18\/figs\/","title":{"rendered":"Figs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Figs are fire.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><!-- \/wp:post-content --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:image {\"id\":598,\"sizeSlug\":\"large\",\"linkDestination\":\"none\"} --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/22B3DCE6-26E1-4B2B-9EE6-9CE52B810BFD-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/wp:image --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:image {\"id\":599,\"sizeSlug\":\"large\",\"linkDestination\":\"none\"} --><\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/plantpower42.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/80D22B6C-213F-410C-83DF-21A2AD4DAA87-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><!-- \/wp:image --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re very sexual.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>Which is no surprise because they&#8217;re also very good for you. 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