BLUEBALLED 😱
plantpower42Sort of. It started when I met this girl Caitlyn waiting for the train 😰😍😰😍 I didn't get her number though, unfortunately. I wanted to ask but I froze. I was helping her figure out th...
BLUEBALLED 😱
Sort of.
It started when I met this girl Caitlyn waiting for the train 😰😍😰😍
I didn’t get her number though, unfortunately. I wanted to ask but I froze.
I was helping her figure out the map and which stop she needed, and we talked a little. AND THEN WOOSH, the train came and she was gone.
For the sake of the story here she is in AI 🤣
Kind of intimidating to ask for her number.
But I wish I tried. It’s better to just try and not regret.
The way she sat on the train it was almost like she was trying to rub salt in the wound. She sat in this kind of “dominant” sort of way with her legs open. I had a clear view of her because she sat in a seat at the front of the train facing the other seats and she just looked really hot.
Then she tied her shirt in some kind of knot around her chest, like I swear girls do things with clothes sometimes that defy physics lol I don’t even know what she did exactly, but it really accentuated her. And I ate a hemp gummy earlier which can make me feel very sexual, so I basically had to stop looking and take my mind off her to keep my sanity.
And then finally when I’m off the train I ran into my ex, Vicky.
Well, we had a thing freshman year of college. Not sure if it counts as “ex” exactly. She’s the first girl I got off with, I’ll say that. It was at a restaurant called Cava while I was waiting for my food. She put her hands on my arms and was like “no way”, and I def was a little shook to see her but then actually it was easy and comfortable to talk to her. Which makes sense since we talked pretty much every day for one summer.
She filled her soda cup and hugged me and then said bye. I don’t know what I was expecting, but I kind of thought she’d talk more or at least have some big finish like exchange numbers or something. It’s okay though. The past can be left alone sometimes.
She looked great. She was always cute, but definitely not an athletic build or anything. If there’s a nicer synonym for “pudgy” that’s probably about right. Which is still cute, like really cute actually. I was just surprised, to see that she seemed toned now.
So naturally I looked for her socials and confirmed, amazing body.
So between meeting Caitlyn and then running into Vicky and then thirst trapping myself on Vicky’s insta 😭😭..
I just absolutely lost it.
Right when I got home I had to jerk.
Which is funny because that summer when we stayed in touch after freshman year we did this thing where I’d jerk off when she told me to, usually to pics of her, or whatever she sent me. (Which I know makes me sound like her bitch but it was fun and I got some really dope pics so hey.)
I don’t know how to attach vids here and not sure I want to, but pic still captures it. Still “proves it” as she’d say. Good job Vicky, flashback to that summer basically 🙈
Not what this site was supposed to be used for, but I wasn’t using it for much else anyways.
Figs
Figs are fire.
They’re very sexual.
Which is no surprise because they’re also very good for you. That’s just how nature works. Peaches, bananas, cucumbers, berries.
All the fruits are either masculine or feminine. They’re all sexual. Kiwis you could say have both masculine and feminine going on. Hold it like a testicle or look inside and it’s a bullseye.
Believe it or not, I asked an AI software to “cartoonize” a picture of me eating a fig..
And they censored it into a teddy bear thinking the fig was inappropriate. Maybe I was reaching at it with my tongue in a way that indeed was kind of sexually suggestive, but still, I guarantee you it wouldn’t get filtered like that if I did it to a slice of pizza.
Coffee.
I like when the cinnamon forms a rim around the cup as though I did it on purpose.
I’m just trying to get it inside the cup, and then the laws of physics have their own interpretation.
Lately I’ve been putting ginger, turmeric, and cinnamon in my morning coffee. It’s lovely. I can’t take credit for it myself, I credit the gut health microbiome food-is-medicine type of YouTube gurus.
It’s warm and nourishing and I highly recommend it. I think I like the taste better than naked coffee, at least now that I’m used to it.
Easy way to score a healthy habit 👍
Only the cinnamon seems to land on the lip. The ginger and turmeric all ends up in the cup. Or does it? If you look closely I guess I do see some ginger on the lip. Cinnamon just gets more credit because it’s darker.
A fork in the road.
Actually it was a sidewalk.
Or I guess maybe a “path”. A sidewalk would be next to a road. This was thru a field, so it’s a path.
The fork was in my own mind anyways, so it doesnt really matter.
I was on my way home from Whole Foods Market, and as the crow flies I should have been at something of a 45 degree angle cutting thru the grass, bearing right.
It’s not like you have to walk on the path.
It wasn’t wet on the grass. Alligators don’t jump up and eat you. The path is more a suggestion that you might as well ignore unless you were walking to that tree in front of the yellow square building.
But they put it there for a reason. If everyone ignored it, we’d have dead grass. (Although then maybe those are the areas where they should lay a path 🤔)
It could’ve gone either way in my mind, but there’s something to be said for going with what’s laid out for you sometimes. So I decided to stay on the path, and then turn right when I get to the end.
An exercise in going with the flow.
But then when I got to the part where it weaved left attempting to lengthen my walk, I called it off and cut thru the grass from there.
I’m still glad I gave the path a try. If you go around looking for every angle at all times you might get burnt, or run out of gas trying. Nothing wrong with following a path and then deviating where you need to.